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maxcarvers:

ughuhgufh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear their voice and soak in their presence like it’s physically impossible to have them by your side but you need it so bad like you just want them to be yours you want them physically there for you

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Reality is terrifying.

Monster Squad

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urbananchorite:

paratactician:

I spent a month before my wedding slowly and lovingly compiling an eight-hour list of songs I regarded as completely and totally essential to dance to.

The night before the wedding, uA and I realised we had like three hours dancing time max, and stayed up ‘til 3am doing a feverish, blood-spattered hack job on the damn thing. The result is three hours and twenty minutes of highly volatile concentrated dance.

In the immediate aftermath, various survivors hauled themselves free of the wreckage, spat dust, and murmured ‘Dude, I need that playlist’. We hope this will cheer them through their physiotherapy. We also think it’s probably pretty good for doing housework to.

I DANCED A PAIR OF STOCKINGS TO LITERAL HOLES DURING THIS. ABSOLUTELY 100% LIKELY TO CURE ALL DANCING-RELATED BLUES. ADD IN A LOT OF RED WINE AND YOU TOO CAN RECREATE THE WEDDINGSPERIENCE.

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thepageofhopes:

antisjwyellowfang:

Just your daily reminders:

  • Racists are a problem
  • White people are not
  • Homophobes are a problem
  • Straight people are not
  • Transphobes are a problem
  • Cis people are not
  • Sexists are a problem
  • Men are not

And most importantly,

  • Hating an…

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mamalaz:

The Legend of Footloose

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the-fault-in-our-wifi:

seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."

the part where groot grabs gamora instead of quill and rocket yells LEARN GENDERS MAN just supports this

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theonion:

Media Stumped On How To Handle Missing Mixed-Race Woman

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