Anonymous asked: If you could bring one, and only one, sex toy with you to a desert island, assuming it's a magical island where batteries never run out, what would it be?

Zkdbslsls omg i cackled too loudly at this. Im gonna have to be boring and say a regular crotch rocket vibe. Im kinda EH on most sex toys and id probably be just as good without one. Ah the plusses of a very selective sex drive

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[LOVES NONHUMAN CHARACTER (Fanfic Flamingo) 90% OF FANFICS PORTRAY CHARACTER AS HUMAN]

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[LOVES NONHUMAN CHARACTER (Fanfic Flamingo) 90% OF FANFICS PORTRAY CHARACTER AS HUMAN]

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TMI Tuesday

puppetmaster55:

because I actually remembered that it was TMI tuesday on a tuesday my askbox is open to all questions

(via puppetmaster55)

16stolenxpaperthin:

"Your form's sloppy. Get that disgrace out of my sight."
"Go fuck yourself, General, Sir."
Soooo recently I’ve gotten heavily hooked on RotG, and of course, Pitch and Jack. This is a scene from “The Device Has Been Modified”, one of my favorite fanfictions so far, written by the crazily talented linddzz.The design for Sehstor the Pooka is copyright morbidlizard, and the original post is over here. :3I am loving Pitch/General Pitchiner so muccchhh.


AaAAAHHH LOOKIT THESE SASS BROS I LOVE IT

16stolenxpaperthin:

"Your form's sloppy. Get that disgrace out of my sight."
"Go fuck yourself, General, Sir."

Soooo recently I’ve gotten heavily hooked on RotG, and of course, Pitch and Jack. This is a scene from “The Device Has Been Modified”, one of my favorite fanfictions so far, written by the crazily talented linddzz.
The design for Sehstor the Pooka is copyright morbidlizard, and the original post is over here. :3
I am loving Pitch/General Pitchiner so muccchhh.

AaAAAHHH LOOKIT THESE SASS BROS I LOVE IT

(via mira-eyeteeth)

sandbang:

Queen of Nightmares

sandbang:

Queen of Nightmares

(via mira-eyeteeth)

Whenever Pitch gets sad and wistful and feels completely swallowed by the feeling that something is lost but he can’t figure out what or why he feels like this i get emotionally compromised.

drachenmagier:

Scanned Version. :) Wow, quite a few people loved the wip!  Drawn and colored while listening to Myuuji on youtube. :)

drachenmagier:

Scanned Version. :) Wow, quite a few people loved the wip!
Drawn and colored while listening to Myuuji on youtube. :)

(via livori)

greatwhiteprivilege:

do you ever think “wow i’m dating the biggest fucking nerd ever and i love it” cuz i do 24/7

(via kalael)

linddzz asked: Since i love how you interpret my boys, Jack/Pyotr: 1,2,17,21,33,34,49

dildarium:

1. What does their bedroom look like?

Presuming they’re together, Jack’s bedroom is Pyotr’s because Pyotr put a lot of effort into making his home Jack Friendly and why would Jack go anywhere else

JACK WHY WOULD YOU GO ANYWHERE ELSE

JACK LOOK AT WHAT I MADE FOR YOU

2. Do they have any daily rituals?

Mostly just a cycle of Jack coming up with new and inventive ways to sexually harass Pyotr and Pyotr falling for every. Single. One.

17. Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress?

Pyotr actually wears sweater vests on his day off and Jack laughs a lot about this. At least until he gets a job as a grade school teacher and has to wear Mr. Rogers grade turtle necks to cover his tattoos.

Otherwise, Pyotr dresses like he never got over reading The Great Gatsby as a young man and Jack is a hoodie slug.

21. Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

Jack is the sort to experiment with eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEVERYTHING and Pyotr just kind of grumbles as he’s dragged into it.

33. Concept of home and family?

Jack’s home is wherever Pyotr is. Obviously. 

His family is Pyotr. Obviously.

Because they’re they only people they need.

(( Though Jack would mildly interject that he does, in fact, have a cousin. He does not include any other blood relations. ))

34. Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

Jack basically has no filter. If Pyotr talked half as much as Jack did, they’d be about equal on that front.

49. If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

Jack betrays his angry teenage snot years a lot with his ability to lay people flat when he really gets mad. Pyotr doesn’t do fist fighting. 

He can do so much more damage with words alone.