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Hey ely remember when i got that unicorn tie and you hated it and i told you id make it attractive and you were all “bleehhh that thing will never be attractive no smooches for you bleeehhhh”?

kalael:

High waisted shorts lmao I still have mixed feelings about them

I hate highwaist shorts and im so mad that you pull them off well ugh

kalael:

High waisted shorts lmao I still have mixed feelings about them

I hate highwaist shorts and im so mad that you pull them off well ugh

THANK U FRIENd it is me tho my makeup game is NOT USUALLY SO STRONg if it’ present at all. Also the best way to get good eyebrow game is to be used to drawing them on since theyre mostly gone due to trichotellomania aaayyyyyyyy BUT THANK YOUU SKDHSK

THANK U FRIENd it is me tho my makeup game is NOT USUALLY SO STRONg if it’ present at all. Also the best way to get good eyebrow game is to be used to drawing them on since theyre mostly gone due to trichotellomania aaayyyyyyyy BUT THANK YOUU SKDHSK

WELL LOOK WHO’S READY FOR A NIGHT AT HOME

WELL LOOK WHO’S READY FOR A NIGHT AT HOME

pitchs-daughter:

I’m allergic to jerks. 

(Source: , via raininginadelaide)

What’s odd is i DISTINCTLY remember this dude as a very chill but personally super conservative mormon and my facebook posts are usually things like “why can’t i sustain myself on my hatred of the patriarchy alone?”

What’s odd is i DISTINCTLY remember this dude as a very chill but personally super conservative mormon and my facebook posts are usually things like “why can’t i sustain myself on my hatred of the patriarchy alone?”

Posts selfie on fb

Instantly get a message from the high school ex

Who casually mentions his recent divorce within five seconds


SQUINTS REALLY HARD

Anonymous said: Name two things you like about yourself, then pass it on to the first ten people on your dash. #TeamSelfEsteem ^^ -- from guardian-of-da-gay

Whoops late response

Uuhh

1) I’m pretty chill overall like I try to be rational when handling everything and always believe in Working Shit Out in a calm manner

2) My jokes are fantastic don’t listen to Ely or any of my other close friends they’re jealous of how hilarious I am

Anonymous said: just dropping in to say that I'm sure this is dumb but Device is easily my most favorite thing of yours, and EASILY in my top 3 blackice/goldenfrost fics ever. Like, I can't even count how many times I've read it and it's still amazing & funny & hot & still makes me cry like a little bitch with a bruised tit. I really appreciate the fact that you took the time to finish it into a proper oneshot and tho I'm gutted it won't ever be continued I'm grateful you even wrote it in the first place <3<3<3

Sorry for the late response but THANK YOUU!! Im glad you like it and thank you so much for the lovely comment